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Monday, May 29, 2006

ZULUS

Plane flying over USA.
The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out.

(Pilot); still losing height, "must throw out anything that is in the cabin".
(Pilot); still going down, "must throw out some people", but to ensure that it is fair, will do it in alphabetical order.
(Pilot); A.... any Africans on board ?
No one moves.
(Pilot); B.... any Blacks on board ?
No one moves.
(Pilot); C.... any Caribbean's on board ?
No one moves.
A little black boy asks his dad......What are we, dad ?
(Dad); "Tonight, son, we are Zulus!"

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